Prefect Hi-tea

Ok, please make yourself comfortable. This is going to be long. :)

Ok, as you all know, you can't find a perfect event if it's organized by the school.. As for international events, those prestigious events involves highly respected people. Hah, you'll find it perfectly organized. Why ? because, it's all for the name, fame, status and things like that.

As for school, there's nothing much to show to people how grand it is. It's just a school thing. You can't expect much from your school. You can't put high hopes. Because you know what is it going to be like. Simple and plain boring. I know how much effort these guys are putting, but this is the truth, it's not enough!!! And yes, we would always want to go further, but our ideas will be crush when the teacher says NO. No you can't do this, no you can't do that. Do it my way, or else... And there you have it, disappointment, frustration... If only we become more open, use examples from successful events, today might be a blast.

Today, some things are quite expected. We all know that there will be embarrassment and disappointment. We all know some people will create some really stupid things for others to do for the fun of it and ended up making people embarrassed. The audience will surely laugh regardless of who you are. It's just stupid. How can you make fun of someone's photo and things like that. Maybe some people are just not ashamed. But for me, I think it's not necessary to do things like that. It's quite boring, not entertaining. It brings shock!!!

Just imagine. Ok, you're that unlucky person called up to the stage. You are asked to make a sound of a male chicken. First thought is , WTF? Why would someone want to do that? And most importantly, WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF DOING THAT? To make yourself embarrass? To make the audience laugh? At who? At us!? Aren't there other way to entertain people? Who would want to make themselves embarrass????

Next, we are teens, living in a city. What do we know about catwalk? Just do the walk? Just that? If catwalk is that easy, then why we are all NOT MODELS? How to say this ahh? You are actually saying that models walk this way (like how we walk). That low? We can't just act like a model and walk. And camel walk? You got to be kidding me! It's not even funny! I have never heard camel walk before. It's so embarrassing. How can you change catwalk into camelwalk?!! How can???!! What will the international models think??? You're making them feel so bad!!! They will laugh at this! It will bring shame to the school! But, we are all not shy to show it. What if I change catwalk into dogwalk or monkeywalk. Isn't it WEIRD AND LAME? WTF. You can't even do a bloody catwalk and you dare to change catwalk into camelwalk. 

The food. The cake was good, the curry mee was good. And yes, there's nothing special about it. Normal hawker food I guess? Like WTF, fries and fillets? It's like organizing a friend's birthday party. One of my friend brought fries, one brought sausages... In events like this, why not have stalls? Lamb chop stall, chicken chop stall, fish and chips stall, nasi briyani stall, nasi tomato stall, ayam masak merah, omelette, spaghetti. They don't even have a freaking mineral water. Most of us are dehydrated. You can't expect us to drink that stupid sweet juice. It's not even made out of real fruit juice. Dahlah artificial, somemore make it so sweet? It's so hard to drink it down. So freaking sweet! I paid for that drink!!!! A simple drink also tak tahu buat! Freaking embarrassing!! Don't you think, if the food was super awesome, will they have any remains? I will definitely push all into my tupperwares and find more plastics to grab all the food or take the reserved paper at the back table and stick it on the food.

Lucky draws. My GOODNESS! I am not saying I'm not grateful. I'm okay, but this is what my mom said. 'Jacob's plate?', 'The free gift plate?'. True, true. Jacobs sell plates? I never noticed. Then it should be free gifts then. OMG, enough of mugs and bottles and plates and glass. If you are giving that, better give fork, spoon, bowl, toilet paper, serviette, milk bottle, plastic cup and tupperware. At least we can pack some food home. Give la something like purse, lamp, little bags, perfume, jewellry box, coin box, chocolate, pencil case. Things like that. You know? 

When we arrived, there's no place to sit, there's an empty table behind, and we decided to sit there. And there comes a waiter, 'you can't sit here, you need to pay to sit here. If you want to sit here, please pay.' WTF? What is the table doing here IF WE CAN'T SIT? Long time after that, I saw some students sitting on that table, WTF!!! Oh, If I can bom this building, I will do it!!!!!!!!

Photographs. After the event, people were taking photographs. I read a book entitled 'Cinta Undercover'. One boy ask the writer, 'kenapa perempuan suka jual mahal?', the writer answered, 'takkan nak jual murah pulak'. Ok, that make sense. We, girls, why should we approach boys and take pictures with them? Unless they are some important people.. Other than that, there's no use of it. The pictures I took with boys, meant nothing at all. BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN TALK TO THEM. I DON'T TALK FACE TO FACE. So I can go ahead and delete it if I want, but sadly, Thiyah's face are together with mine, so if I delete mine, I delete hers as well.

For us, girls, boys should approach us and say 'hey you look beautiful, can I take a picture with you?'. That's a true gentlemen. But sadly, our Malaysian boys are so self-centered, so ego. Girls, don't be desperate and take pictures with guys. It's embarrassing. Your reason.. Want to keep it as a memory? Tak payah. There's no kenangan. The only boy you should take pictures with is your boyfriend. Because he is something to you. Family don't count. Our boys here, it takes so much to come up to a girl to talk. I see that.

After everything is over, we went downstairs, I went near the lobby shop. I don't know what shop is that but it sells things inside. I saw a prefect walking in and went directly to the cashier and took his wallet out. Behind the cashier was cigarette boxes. I didn't see what he bought. But what you think he bought in that shop? He is a smoker and at that moment he looks like he is dying for some cigarettes. I definitely think that he bought cigarettes. Firstly, why is he even a prefect? He DOESN'T SHOW A GOOD EXAMPLE AT ALL. SMOKING???? WTF..!! He shouldn't become a prefect. This is so bad. He was on stage just now, when the 'teka gambar ana' was going on, he stood on the right. On stage, he looked like a addicted person. Nobody even cares about him talking or making jokes.

The kotak beracun thing. K, we all thought it was my present, LOL. It's NOT??!!! Stupid idiot!!! I almost put that damn thing in my bag!! Argh! The camelwalk, I admit I look like a total idiot. Wait till I really master my catwalk, grrr, that is if I become a model. Zzz. Don't you think the camelwalk was quite unfair? OBVIOUSLY THE WINNER IS THE ONE AND ONLY TEACHER STANDING. LIKE DUH....! IT'S ALWAYS LIKE THAT. Why must the teacher take part in the first place. Dah tentu menang. How terrible the camelwalk is, she/he is the winner. They don't want to break the teacher's heart. Unta!!! UNTA!!! Shouting like dumb asses. I knew it! I knew the teacher's UNTA is going to be the loudest.. So unfair. Why is it always like that. I don't even get a freaking prize for going on stage. Shitzzz. I knew the stupid 'Tahniah! Anda terpilih!' paper was under my chair. I knew it. I somehow felt it. I just knew it. It's like the stupid PLKN thing, Tahniah anda terpilih. Zzz. Should have check under my chair before sitting, which unlucky person sitting beside me will get it! I will be sticking it under their chair! But, it's my last year, I will never be able to do that again.

Today, even though people say my dress looks nice, but I felt like shit. Seriously, I looked dull and unhealthy. I thought, ok, today I will shine like a hot starr. But, no!! Like a dull star!! Like I'm invisible!!!! The whole idea was out. My dress was dirty, my shawl kept falling out, my hair was all over the place, my dress got stuck in my shoes, my shoes was little unstable, my dress was so long it drags. It makes me tired and uncomfortable. It's not cool at all.

So my last chance to shine is on Christmas. My best look in 2011 hopefully will be during Christmas. K!!!! BYE BYE!

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