Why can't everyone be like me?

I looked at the photos of the prefect hi-tea last year and I realized we all look like birds wearing masquerades. Really!!! Everyone look like a bird!!! And the whole event was a mess!! I hope this year, the food will be delicious. Not like last year, so salty!! No wonder I had the symptoms of high blood pressure! I checked at Google... I think I have high blood pressure.. Oh well... Hmm, friends! Don't forget to bring your Tupperwares and food containers. Just in case the food is delicious! Okay, I'm not saying what, but we paid for the food! Oh, and water bottles. Haha!!!! JUST KIDDING :)